CH: can you tell me about your father?
GI: i mean ive known him for like a day but i can try
GI: heeee. is. taller than me
GI: but he looks a lot like me
GI: and he likes coffee too
CH: seems to be a common trait here
GI: hey. most people are shorter than me
CH: oh i was talking about the coffee
GI: oh
GI: yeah
GI: yes. that too.
CH: wait how old is he?
GI: like. 20 i think
CH: that doesnt make sense
GI: it gets way worse than that man
CH: oh i dont doubt it
CH: christ
CH: well
CH: how have you been holding up there?
GI: ive been worse
GI: how about you?
CH: been better
CH: this whole has been messing with my brain way too much
GI: i dont blame you
GI: until a few days ago id never touched another living person
GI: and then a little blue haired demon from hell broke into my house and started breaking my shit
CH: was it plates
GI: how did you know that
CH: stress dreams about it
CH: used to think it was some nonsense that my brain made up but it felt too real
CH: always used to wake up from that feeling kind of pissed
CH: never remembered anything concrete from that except the sounds of plates shattering
GI: that sucks
GI: of all the things to become core memories
CH: haha
CH: well theres some nicer ones
CH: like the one with the fish
GI: fish ?
CH: the aquarium
CH: we talked about this, you said you had one in your house
GI: do you remember the really big fish
CH: i dont know, i dont think so
GI: yeah thats probably for the best
CH: what? why?
GI: shes really really big
CH: she?
CH: what, like a whale?
GI: ive never seen a whale but im pretty sure shes bigger
GI: yeah she. she has a name and she talks
GI: not with her mouth
GI: she talks in peoples heads
CH: i think at this point i shouldnt even be surprised
CH: like telepathy?
GI: yeah that
GI: im not a fan. personally
CH: thats understandable
GI: do you have friends?
CH: yeah, of course
GI: dont say "of course" youre a loser
CH: whats your problem?
CH: id say im doing pretty alright to be completely honest
CH: either way how would you even know that?
GI: youre me dipshit
GI: or im you
GI: and either way we are in the same boat and its the coleboat
CH: yeah well theres no need to be an asshole about it
CH: especially not when i have 20 more years of experience on you
GI: you got hit on the head really hard
CH: youd be surprised how many people get injured
GI: well ive never been hit on the head really hard
CH: i dont see whats the point in this
CH: i dont remember being this much of a little shit
GI: thats probably because you got hit on the head really hard
CH: probably for the better then
CH: im sorry. i dont know why i said that
GI: no i deserved that
CH: you really didnt, youre just a kid
CH: i cant blame you
GI: come on im not that young
CH: do i need to point out that im 20 years older than you again
GI: shut up
GI: sorry
GI: still shut up tho but pretend i said it nicer
CH: haha
CH: sure i will
GI: ok. good